accendas:

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

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2 months ago // 692,841 notes
metamorphinex:

Balla Yana

My mom took me aside because she wanted to talk about bruises I had, she thought my boyfriend was beating me up.

The most awkward thing was having to tell her that they were bite marks and from light bondage….


2 months ago // 1 note
imwithkanye:

vintagecelebpics:

Hillary Rodham Clinton in 1995
Photo: Joyce Naltchayan AFP/Getty Images

My new favorite photo of HRC.
Be like snow; beautiful but cold. Unknown  (via tidesss)

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2 months ago // 263,692 notes
cherry-dicksicle:

danfreakindavis:

timecourier:

danfreakindavis:

danfreakindavis:

someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one

update: i’m out of watermelon


make watermelon clothes



how does one not reblog this
  • child I am babysitting: How do you get grownup teeth?
  • me: You lose your baby teeth
  • child I am babysitting: they fall out!?
  • me: they fall out
  • child I am babysitting: do you still have your baby eyes?
  • me:
  • child I am babysitting: or did they fall out
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: you keep the same eyes all your life
  • child I am babysitting: *touches eyes* whoa

2 months ago // 308,102 notes
love-health-workout:

omq-ashton:

disneyismyloveandlife:

jellals:

my brother fucking sent me this picture and said “remember… who you are…”

IVE REBLOGGED THIS LIKE THREE TIMES AND ONLY NOW AM I SEEING THE FUCKING LION

This is cool af

am i the only one who sees a dolphin

marginalising:

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

I just tried that- 

writing this from a jail cell-

brb the warden’s coming

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2 months ago // 707,011 notes